This is almost certainly the funniest thing I’ve ever written, and is intended as a parody of the tech market, which everyone is quickly realizing is run by seriously evil people, as are most business lines these days. Though I’ve made jokes about the market, the reality is not funny at all, as major brands like Apple, likely make use of something close to slave labor, and so, I don’t feel bad about saying awful things about awful people, and neither should you –
Who accepts money in exchange for forcing people to work without compensation, which sometimes includes children?
It’s beyond morality, we simply don’t need people that think this is OK anymore.
“How to Succeed In Business (Using Technology)”
For context, this is plainly inspired by David Oreilly’s speech about advertising: